Post by Sydney Wheeler on May 18, 2009 18:30:45 GMT -5
#1 - Rafe Judkins
#2 - "...I got my foot stuck in a tree."
#3 - Brian Corridan
#4 - "...for those women who think they are going through a mid-life crisis, may I suggest a new hairstyle?"
#5 - "I work with alligators and they are a lot similar to crocs."
#6 - Jamie Newton
#7 - "Your true colors aren't from any rainbow that I've ever seen."
#8 - "I am so fat, I could lose 75 pounds and no one would know!"
#9 - "If you were laying the Simspon Desert dying of thirst, we would all give you a drink of water."
#10 - Tyson Apstol
#11 - "Sarah has a great body; I bet she paid a lot for it."
#12 - "If I had a gun in my pocket, I would have taken it out, shot her first and shot me second. (Pause) That's why I don't carry a gun."
#13 - "Mike thanked god today that he was the leader of the tribe. I don't know when he was anointed, apparently I had my backed turned at the moment."
#14 - "Linda is so concrete she's buried at the bottom of the Hoover Dam."
#15 - "Kim, if you think you played this game with integrity. Don't flatter yourself."
#16 - "I've had about enough of these people, love em, but I've had enough of them."
#17 & 18 (one quote)- "I think it'd be better distract the other team with my cleavage. For me it would be easy access so we can distract the guys on the other side."
"They're going to be blindfolded!"
#19 - "I am a nice person!"
#20 - Shii-Ann Huang
#21 - Alicia Calaway
#22 - "I'm really just stuck between a rock and a hard stone."
#23 - "Shii Ann, I hate your family and you. You smell and you suck and you're a bitch ass whore. But it's nothing personal."
#24 - "No matter how poor we get in the ghetto...we ain't NEVER eat the rats"
#25 - "Cute little Mormon girl, sweet little Mormon girl, that doesn't have jack to do with this game!"
#26 - "I'd like to punch his ass in the eye!"
#27 - "The second that Rich opens his mouth, I'm like 'Oh, be quiet over there in the corner!' You think you're so great and you're not making any sense. He thinks he's so above everybody! I mean go home and get your liposuction, go catch more fish, cause you're buggin' me! ...I mean, he thinks he's so great and he's full of baloney, really!"
#28 - Jenna Lewis
#29 - "Courtney said this is the girl's soap. I wanted to tell this is the lunatic's soap"
#30 - "Janu's like the dysfunctional aunt who lives in the attic."
#31 - "You were worthless around camp. Insignificant, even embarrassing in challenges. You would think that the least that you could do was, you know, make some friends around camp. Yet I still can count a number of instances where you've ridiculed, made fun of, almost all these jury members, and even betrayed them at times. So my question to you is, explain to me and the jury how being so pathetic is your plan, and not your plan to get an invite to number two, but your plan to win you a million dollars."
#32 - "You know, I never really liked you."
#33 - "What's a poser?"
#34 - "Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort."
#35 - Jamie Newton
#36 - Scout Cloud Lee
#37 - "I was just mainly worried if like my DOG was okay and…um, ya know my FAMILY."
#38 - "They say its mind over matter, but I do mind and it does matter!"
#39 - "I'm trying to help my doll out here to give her the right amount of curves so she looks more like myself."
#40 - "You're a grown man, consider a name change."
#41 - "It's good enough to make you want to slap your mama."
#42 - "Yo, this chick winnin' everything is bad for business."
#43 - "If someone ever told you that you were hot... I'm going to burst your bubble and tell you that you're not"
#44 - "A lightening bolt will strike a lone tree on a mountain faster than anything."
#45 - "I'm used to coconut being prepared and ready to go at the grocery store."
#46 - "Fluffy on top."
#47 - "Oh wait a minute were on a game show!"
#48 - Erinn Lobdell
#49 - "Ooh, it's on a ciabatta bun!"
#50 - "You know what they say, the way to a man's heart if through his stomach!"
#2 - "...I got my foot stuck in a tree."
#3 - Brian Corridan
#4 - "...for those women who think they are going through a mid-life crisis, may I suggest a new hairstyle?"
#5 - "I work with alligators and they are a lot similar to crocs."
#6 - Jamie Newton
#7 - "Your true colors aren't from any rainbow that I've ever seen."
#8 - "I am so fat, I could lose 75 pounds and no one would know!"
#9 - "If you were laying the Simspon Desert dying of thirst, we would all give you a drink of water."
#10 - Tyson Apstol
#11 - "Sarah has a great body; I bet she paid a lot for it."
#12 - "If I had a gun in my pocket, I would have taken it out, shot her first and shot me second. (Pause) That's why I don't carry a gun."
#13 - "Mike thanked god today that he was the leader of the tribe. I don't know when he was anointed, apparently I had my backed turned at the moment."
#14 - "Linda is so concrete she's buried at the bottom of the Hoover Dam."
#15 - "Kim, if you think you played this game with integrity. Don't flatter yourself."
#16 - "I've had about enough of these people, love em, but I've had enough of them."
#17 & 18 (one quote)- "I think it'd be better distract the other team with my cleavage. For me it would be easy access so we can distract the guys on the other side."
"They're going to be blindfolded!"
#19 - "I am a nice person!"
#20 - Shii-Ann Huang
#21 - Alicia Calaway
#22 - "I'm really just stuck between a rock and a hard stone."
#23 - "Shii Ann, I hate your family and you. You smell and you suck and you're a bitch ass whore. But it's nothing personal."
#24 - "No matter how poor we get in the ghetto...we ain't NEVER eat the rats"
#25 - "Cute little Mormon girl, sweet little Mormon girl, that doesn't have jack to do with this game!"
#26 - "I'd like to punch his ass in the eye!"
#27 - "The second that Rich opens his mouth, I'm like 'Oh, be quiet over there in the corner!' You think you're so great and you're not making any sense. He thinks he's so above everybody! I mean go home and get your liposuction, go catch more fish, cause you're buggin' me! ...I mean, he thinks he's so great and he's full of baloney, really!"
#28 - Jenna Lewis
#29 - "Courtney said this is the girl's soap. I wanted to tell this is the lunatic's soap"
#30 - "Janu's like the dysfunctional aunt who lives in the attic."
#31 - "You were worthless around camp. Insignificant, even embarrassing in challenges. You would think that the least that you could do was, you know, make some friends around camp. Yet I still can count a number of instances where you've ridiculed, made fun of, almost all these jury members, and even betrayed them at times. So my question to you is, explain to me and the jury how being so pathetic is your plan, and not your plan to get an invite to number two, but your plan to win you a million dollars."
#32 - "You know, I never really liked you."
#33 - "What's a poser?"
#34 - "Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort."
#35 - Jamie Newton
#36 - Scout Cloud Lee
#37 - "I was just mainly worried if like my DOG was okay and…um, ya know my FAMILY."
#38 - "They say its mind over matter, but I do mind and it does matter!"
#39 - "I'm trying to help my doll out here to give her the right amount of curves so she looks more like myself."
#40 - "You're a grown man, consider a name change."
#41 - "It's good enough to make you want to slap your mama."
#42 - "Yo, this chick winnin' everything is bad for business."
#43 - "If someone ever told you that you were hot... I'm going to burst your bubble and tell you that you're not"
#44 - "A lightening bolt will strike a lone tree on a mountain faster than anything."
#45 - "I'm used to coconut being prepared and ready to go at the grocery store."
#46 - "Fluffy on top."
#47 - "Oh wait a minute were on a game show!"
#48 - Erinn Lobdell
#49 - "Ooh, it's on a ciabatta bun!"
#50 - "You know what they say, the way to a man's heart if through his stomach!"